When you go online, you're a lizard in a tank But on to the poemĪn ode to online dating - AKA online dating is a lizard in a tank You've got to keep their temperature right. Enjoy your lizards, crank up the heat and see what happens. So, the alternative is that you just get on with things. But then you never really enjoy your lizard because you're too busy thinking about its food and it's heat. Buying it all the right food and keeping the temperature just right. You can spend your life worrying about your lizard. I think it's kind of an analogy for life though. But they had a happy life before that, I looked after them. Anyway, it was kind of sad watching them, I think I over heated the tank or something.

Lizards aren't like drugs anyway, but we've already covered that, it's a bad analogy. I didn't really know about drugs back then. This was real, not because I was on drugs. Plus you'd probably get done for animal cruelty but it's ok because you'd have the excuse that you were just smacked off your t**s on Lizard. Plus if you tried to swallow one I suspect it would get stuck in your throat. You could possibly try it with the right kind of frog but licking a lizard just makes you look weird. Their names were e's and whizz after the pulp song e's and whizz which was apparently about drugs. Which is cool because I've got extra fingers to tease you with. If you go back far enough there are signs of inbreeding. I have a ten year old golem figure which is still in its box. As a kid I just used to love drawing and watching cartoons. Kind, intelligent, hilariously funny, better in bed than a mug of cocoa. I would describe myself as a cross between Brad Pitts character in fight club and a sensitive fireman who likes kittens. It's always hard to know what to say on these things so I'm just going to fill my profile with exaggeration and nonsense. I'm going to give this context by starting off reading my old match and pof profile.

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